Oh God. Everything seems so distant and blurry, whether that's from the alcohol in that bar of chocolate last night or just me being a lazy bitch, I don't know. I'm supposed to be at school right now. But instead of listening to the wonders of science and having my PE teacher explain BMI and all that, I'm on a hotel bed staring at the phone in what- 9:48AM? Beijingggggggvvv. Yeah, even though I'm in need of a PE lesson, adore my social studies teacher and my math and science and basically all of my teachers except for a few, I need a vacation from the school drama. ROLLAH COSTAH AMUSEMENT PARKAH FUCKAHS. As for yesterday.....z I can barely remember what I did last night, except singing 'over the rainbow' in English in the train station last night. Boy, was it off-key... Did I even get the lyrics right? With that said, traveling wears me out. Although it was worth it eating homemade Chinese food. Yeah, I like Chinese food now. Especially when it's made by my granny. Eh. I would post some pics but photobucket's a bitch, I don't want to download an app, and I sure as hell am not going to use another iPhone just to send them to said app to post on this one. Why not use my main? NO WIFI AND IT HAS BEEN AT 0% SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE TRIP. WOOT. And for those of you who still don't know who I am, even after that grand, slightly intoxicated entrance and that silly thread I made wearing ridiculously high boots at the time, I AM CHLOE, THE FAT BEACHED WHALE OF YOUR DREAMS. BOW DOWN TO ME AND MY SPLASHY GLORY. Oh God I've always wanted to say that. e.e Hell yes motherfuckers, YOU SHALL ENDURE MY DRUNKEN RAGES AND INCOMPREHENSIBLE SLURS OF WONDERS. * walks around and slams into a wall * K, it's def the chocolate.
Fuck YOLO, I'll live life however the hell I want to live it. * opens a can of beer * bluhhhhhh. As for skipping school, I put myself through suffering whenever I do that, rofl. Fevers, vomit, whatever the hell else. My gut always tells me when to ditch or not to ditch. And because I have a bad sense of what to follow, I'm wrong sometimes. Jk I'm always right. 8) When it comes to bad drama crap in elementary school anyway, lmao. Now, I'm not so sure. e.e