Homeless Men are very popular in forums these days 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *The_Name_Is_Jessica (01), Oct 2, 2012.

  1. Yes Yes i have seen a couple of threads about homeless people not saying its funny to be that way  but their are some really funny stories so how about I make one up ? Story time shall we say 
    The Hobo Man
    One day I was walking on the streets of [ town I will not name ] , but It was very cold as I was walking I saw a homeless man  being a generous person I was. I decided to give him $20 next thing I know he jumps up and takes my sandwich and runs  Wth my sandwich shit just got real he starts running I run after him. I mean I am Nooo track star  but I run around the track so I pressed my Lil chicken legs to the limit. Well this guy must have been in great shape or sonic cousin because he left me in the dust. 20min later I decided to go to Wal-Mart and there I saw him in a business suit >.< eating my sandwich and waving -_-
    I asked him WTH WAS HIS PROBLEM ! I slapped the sandwich on the floor  and told him to walk to the subway he said I thought you were being generous 
    Jessie
     
  2. What, what?.-.
     
  3. hope you guys enjoy
     
  4. Oh it was just a random story 
     
  5. There was a homeless old woman who lurked near the railway station when I was at university. She used to be there all the time shouting abuse and swearing at passers by :/
     
  6.  sonics cousin
     
  7. Jessica, stop talking about yourself. Nobody wants to know you are a popular hobo.
     
  8. Popular hobos! 

    Nice story. 