I'M IN BEIJING, CHINA, FUCKERS. Who knew being nauseous was like being drunk? The three hour airplane ride made me vomit out all of my food, and the damn weather gave me a fever. And being the bitch I was, I sang squeakily in English in front of what seemed like a million Asians and danced like a chicken. You should've seen me. I was swinging my head back and forth and shaking my elbows. Nobody understood a single thing I said, and I swore I heard someone say that I needed to be sedated. DAMN RIGHT I NEEDED TO BE SEDATED. And most of you know that I'm a hardcore Homestuckain. Well guess whut? "Caw Caw motherfuckers!" I was quoting things from my favorite comics/books/movies/whatever the fuck else. The favorite thing I did was probably jump on those moving thingies in the airport and danced like I had disco fever. And I think I swung my legs in the air and accidentally hit one of the trolley carts. No, but seriously. Beijing is awesomes. I think one of the guards would've kicked me out or something but I don't think they saw me. Except for the trolley incident where I spoke in rapid English and threw in some Japanese words in my 'argument'. Aaaaannnnnddddd that was it. Threw up a bit more, but that was it. I might take some pictures and post them when I get back, but that'll take a few more days. Well... I hear crappy Chinese folk music and terrible unskilled drivers honking their cars, so that's my cue to leave, SEEYA IN A WEEK MY WHORES. <3
Cool. :| I can't even handle an hour of a plane ride.. And when I get out of the plane, the first thing I think is "No Wi-Fi.."
Hah, I'm using my stepdad's phone to access PiMD. There's no actual wifi here, so I'm using the free 3G. Eh, the plane ride was okay. Business class and they had these chairs where you could adjust them so that you could lie down as if you were sleeping on a comfy mattress.
Faggot. I know who you are now. Goin' cray in China, I did that and the police came for stupid shit. Seems you're having fun already red
Oh my God, I wish I could remember half of the things I said in the airport but I can't. ;n; Best. Traveling. Day. Ever.
Still can't believe you haven't tasted the awesomeness of bananas covered in frozen candy syrup on a stick. D:
The lamb tastes delicious. I feel sorry for all the dead lambs out there, though. But their meat tastes too good... ,_,