Vikings vs. Ninjas

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -N_G-TheSlenderman, Sep 27, 2012.

  1. Hey everyone!

    Recently, ninjas have growth in popularity... Well, not so recently but I don't care. The point is that ninjas are nothing, I say nothing compared to vikings.

    Why? Mainly because vikings did not need to take advantage of their surrounding environment to win a battle. What they did was using strength to a pure state. Ninjas needed to jump around, vikings strong enough to hit their opponent in their face. Ninjas needed to hide their face, vikings were proud to be identified as killers. Ninjas needed to throw weapons, vikings just needed to swing their weapon and their opponent's head would be destroyed. Ninjas were silent, vikings were making a lot of noise to alarm their opponents and kill them in a fair battle between two prepared forces.

    Also, vikings loved women and cats so just with that, they ruled.
     
  2. Deuce!!
    WOULD WIN!!

    Did not bother reading this crap
     
  3. Ninjas would beast.
     
  4. Yeah, I do not bother to beat up your pesky ass and do I say it every times? No. So make everyone a favor and shut the fuck up.
     
  5. Vikings 
     
  6. Nonsense... Choji and naruto are very loud in battle, and naruto and sasuke can both obliterate anything in one hit,
     
  7. And besides this, you wouldn't even win a fight against a new born, BlackCat.
     
  8. Naruto isn't a real ninja. He is something between a Harry Potter and an Olympic runner.
     
  9.  I will never shut up!
    Fuck being silenced 

    Come at me bro! Ima upgrade and ima wait for them attacks 
     
  10. Perfect, tell me when you'll be a decent target.
     
  11. Vikings are loud, unsanitary, and uneducated.

    Ninjas are quiet, clean, and geniuses.
     
  12. Of course 
    I have principles! 
    Wouldn't hit a kid nor a lady 
    Only someone stronger then me i would fight 
     
  13. Lies! Vikings were not uneducated. Education was one of their first preoccupations. They were also really clean for their time and they did not need to be quiet to succeed their attacks.
     
  14. Ever hear the saying "Brains over brawn"...?
     
  15. The ninjas would win. If the viking are too stupid to shut up, that's not the ninja's fault.
     
  16. Ninjas Faster SharperSwords And Others tricks in skills
     
  17. Ninja kill you while Viking yelling like a moron 
     
  18. Ninjas are better.
     
  19. NINJA'S FTW!