any advice?

Hire me

 

Give him a vial with pee in it as a peace offering.

 

So, you don't want him to see you as a crazed fan, but you kind of are one. But anyway, as I see it a bunch of other girls like him. Unless you're the most attractive one, he won't notice you unless you offer something.

So if you want to keep your pride, act like you're not interested. It works. In all honesty.

 

Strip my tuts slap him and then make out with him

 

Just be yourself. Or be friends with him first, you have to be friends before you can be anything

 

If everyone ones obsessed with him you have to stick out. Just be funny and cool. He has to see your the best out of the group

 

The best thing is to pray about it