ANTI-JOKES

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kittehwars, Sep 20, 2012.

  1. Bump for giggles


    Two guys walked into a bar...








































    They both got a concussion.
     
  2. A man walks into a bar
    "Ow"
     
  3. A man walks into a bar.



















    He orders a beer. .-.
     
  4. YO MAMA SOO FAT! that's it.. That's the joke your moms just that fat I can't even make a joke out of it
     
  5. An Irish man walked out of a bar.
     
  6. YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SITS ON A IPHONE 4s, IT BECOMES A IPHONE5
    
     
  7. Yo mama soo ugly, she have to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink
     
  8. A dyslexic man walks into a bra..........























    Get it? 
     
  9. Why did the mermaid have to buy seashells?

    Because she didn't fit into D shells she needed Cshells

     
  10. Ok so a man walks into a bar.....

    Cause he didn't wanna run
     
  11. Two Irish men walk out of a bar...

    That's the joke.
     
  12. Two peanuts walked into a bar


    One got assalted
     
  13. why did the dog poop

    because he had to or he would explode
     
  14. Why do I like my phone?



    ....Because it's cool.
     
  15. Why does a hobo stink?

    Cause he doesnt have any place to shower... ._.



    LAME JOKES!! PEACE!! 
     
  16. ._. why is there a person behind you?

    Because I made you look.
     
  17. Why did Sally fall off the swing?

    She had no arms.
     
  18. Knock-knock
    Who's there?
    Not Sally.