Yesterday my friend killed his family and said yolo before he went to jail. Just kidding, he killed a ravaging bear family and then got mauled by cannibals
if its on pimd, then "stop sending me gifts".. If its irl then "stop poking me".. Or "It's not that cold"
Playing hide and seek and one of my friends in the closet goes "I'm coming out of the closet now" then another one goes "I knew you were gay!!"