The Things Kids Say..

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *ViCCi (02), Sep 22, 2012.

  1. One day, I was in the park when I overheard a mother and a kid's conversation.. (P.S. Mom is pregnant). :|

    Kid: Why is your stomach so big?
    Mom: It is because your baby sister is inside, honey.
    Kid: Do you love her?
    Mom: Yes, of course.
    Kid: Then why did you eat her?! (Exact quote, I shit you not).
    Mom: 

    Ever heard of any funny ones? Post here.. :p

    ViCCi
     
  2. My fav is when they don't know how to pronounce words properly. It is the cutest. 
     
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  4. My daughter aged about 3 announced that she was going to grow up and marry a hamster (handsome) prince 


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  5. Fail 


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  6. Missed regular bus and went on some elementary school bus back home. Just chillin, listening to music when this one girl couldn't be about 7 went and said "Yea, I have an iPhone and an iPad and I'm getting the new iPhone."

    I'm just sitting there like what the actual fuck? When I was 7 I had find the hidden picture puzzles. 
     
  7. My daughter when she was 3 had to go number 2... My sister who is a sweetheart says: I'll take her 
    As my little one is doing her thing my sister thinks: this kid is rotten... god the smell!!!
    My precious ones like she was reading my sisters mind says: you're lucky I'm a princess  princess's number 2 smell like roses 
     
  8. I LOVE FINDING THE HIDDEN PICTURE PUZZLES!!!
     
  9.  Those things were pretty boss
     
  10. I was about 5 and we were in Walmart.
    I was in the girls bathroom, and my mom was taking forever.. A lot of people kept coming in and were waiting for the stalls..
    "Mom, are you still bleedin'?"
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    She tells that story to everyone!
     
  11. WE'RE??EXCUSE ME!?!?!?ARE!!!!!
     
  12. Haha that was funny lol sounds like something u would hear at a walmart 
     
  13. A few years ago I was with my brother in JC Penny. He points at the mannequins lady parts and says, ''That's a woman's secret weapon.''
    He was probably about 5.

    How did he know so much already?!
     
  14. We'd gone out to a party and my friend came and sat with us wearing a low cut top. Daughter asks in a loud voice 'mummy, why is Emma showing her boobies to everyone?' *cringe*
     
  15. Damn that's funny.
     
  16. I've always been rather on the pudgy side. So my little brother (about 6 or 7) asked me one night "Why are you pregnant?".

    I lost 10 lbs that month.
     
  17. When I had my daughter the kid in the bed next to me was 13. THIRTEEN! 
     
  18. My gf's nephew is 11, and still pronounce the R as W... and he's chunky. Which made it even funnier.