One day, I was in the park when I overheard a mother and a kid's conversation.. (P.S. Mom is pregnant). :| Kid: Why is your stomach so big? Mom: It is because your baby sister is inside, honey. Kid: Do you love her? Mom: Yes, of course. Kid: Then why did you eat her?! (Exact quote, I shit you not). Mom: Ever heard of any funny ones? Post here.. ViCCi
My daughter aged about 3 announced that she was going to grow up and marry a hamster (handsome) prince
Missed regular bus and went on some elementary school bus back home. Just chillin, listening to music when this one girl couldn't be about 7 went and said "Yea, I have an iPhone and an iPad and I'm getting the new iPhone." I'm just sitting there like what the actual fuck? When I was 7 I had find the hidden picture puzzles.
My daughter when she was 3 had to go number 2... My sister who is a sweetheart says: I'll take her As my little one is doing her thing my sister thinks: this kid is rotten... god the smell!!! My precious ones like she was reading my sisters mind says: you're lucky I'm a princess princess's number 2 smell like roses
I was about 5 and we were in Walmart. I was in the girls bathroom, and my mom was taking forever.. A lot of people kept coming in and were waiting for the stalls.. "Mom, are you still bleedin'?" She tells that story to everyone!
A few years ago I was with my brother in JC Penny. He points at the mannequins lady parts and says, ''That's a woman's secret weapon.'' He was probably about 5. How did he know so much already?!
We'd gone out to a party and my friend came and sat with us wearing a low cut top. Daughter asks in a loud voice 'mummy, why is Emma showing her boobies to everyone?' *cringe*
I've always been rather on the pudgy side. So my little brother (about 6 or 7) asked me one night "Why are you pregnant?". I lost 10 lbs that month.