I was sitting in the bed reading this  started laughing, like it wasn't a giggle it was me falling off the bed laughing  my sister looks at me like I've just went insane. Sorry for your pain op, but this just made my day  thank you for the laugh 
Thats why l'm shaving. )))) Yes, l'm a man. Anything wrong about not having hairs helping out to your poo not going all down the loo?
Hands down one of the best threads I've read in awhile! I'm dying from laughter but I do hope you're ok! Thanks!!
   My daughter's clone is a genius  Absolutely brilliant! Like Zita said, I made the face too 
absolutely amazing best thread I've rea ina while even tho that must hurt a lot but still funny