That's why I have my friend help me wax those difficult to reach areas . This really was the funniest thing I've read in a while. Please don't give up. Waxing is so much better than shaving. Good luck next time you try again. I'd recommend you have a professional wax you, though. SoL
   best thread in a while... Made me LOL and I'm at the shops
 I can't stop laughing! Hilarious!!!! OP I'm so sorry for that disaster, but I'm glad you shared it with us  Oh darling, you definitely need to use hot wax, not cold. And don't use the hair blow! Hot water on a container and put the was on top (but not touching the water). It would have saved you from the pain  Oh, well, you live and you learn 
 If ever there's another forum competition, I'd vote this all the way!  Thank you so much for making me laugh; no offence! 
 Beautifully written, such vivid details, I even made the beautiful face we all make when you said you were pulling the strip... BRAVO!!!! On a side note, never cold wax on those areas, and always small strips... Less painful  And to remove the glued parts use baby oil