ANTI-JOKES

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kittehwars, Sep 20, 2012.

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  1. That's right, kids, it's anti-joke time!

    Post your best anti-jokes, for science!
     
    #1 kittehwars, Sep 20, 2012
  2. Why did the hobo not eat his oatmeal?


    .....because he didnt have any
     
    #2 -Legendary_Swag-, Sep 20, 2012
  3. 
     
    #3 Azarah6, Sep 20, 2012
  4. Why did Timmy drop his ice cream?

    I hit him with my truck.
     
    #4 kittehwars, Sep 20, 2012
  5. Why did I like turtles?

    I like turtles
     
    #5 AsianEvo, Sep 20, 2012
  6. Why did the girl fall down the stairs?

    ....she had no legs
     
    #6 -Legendary_Swag-, Sep 20, 2012
  7. Why did Jen fall off the swing?

    She had no arms.
     
    #7 kittehwars, Sep 20, 2012
  8. Why didn't I do my homework?

    I had no pencil.
     
    #8 Call_Me_The_Epic_Failure, Sep 20, 2012
  9. Why is everybody Awe-struck?

    Cos, Lord Deuce is Awesome!!
     
    #9 *BlackCatDeuce (01), Sep 20, 2012
  10. Why did I walk to school
    I don't have a car
     
    #10 Call_Me_The_Epic_Failure, Sep 20, 2012
  11. What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

    Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin
     
    #11 renamed7873, Sep 20, 2012
  12. What did batman say to get robin into the batmobile?

    "Robin, get in the batmobile."
     
    #12 kittehwars, Sep 20, 2012
  13. What would I say to get you out of a car?

    The slender man is driving..
     
    #13 -SBO-UniCornyMonster, Sep 20, 2012
  14. Bitch, I got all the KFC coupons! :D
     
    #14 RamenNoodlesRENAMED, Sep 20, 2012
  15. What if pot was legal
    Damn it is in Amsterdam.
     
    #15 Call_Me_The_Epic_Failure, Sep 20, 2012
  16. blaaaaa
    KFC?
     
    #16 -SBO-UniCornyMonster, Sep 20, 2012
  17. What If I made a delicious meal?

    I have no food ._.
     
    #17 *--_Hephaestus_-- (01), Sep 20, 2012
  18. Anti-pickup lines.

    Recognize me? I'm your stalker. 
     
    #18 RamenNoodlesRENAMED, Sep 20, 2012
  19. Am I pregnant?
    Can't be Im a virgin
     
    #19 Call_Me_The_Epic_Failure, Sep 20, 2012
  20. YO MAMA'S SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPS INTO A POOL, SHE DISPLACES A LARGER AMOUNT OF WATER THAN A PERSON OF AVERAGE BODY MASS!
     
    #20 kittehwars, Sep 20, 2012
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