Chloe's Rant.

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Goldialocks, Sep 19, 2012.

  1. I've been skimming through some RPs. I don't think they're worth my time, nor do I think they should be in FF, due to the following reasons:

    They look too beautiful. I'm not saying they should be butt ugly, but it's unrealistic. Your RP sucks, your plot sucks, everything about your roleplay sucks because it's unoriginal and unrealistic. Gosh, instead of searching up pics of Justin Bieber, Emma Watson, or other overrated pictures of semi-gorgeous mainstream artists, be original. No, it doesn't make you seem badass if you give them rainbow streaks, a million tattoos, bad nail designs and a bunch of fucking piercings everywhere on their face. It's annoying, actually. No, it's not 'cool', and no, I'm not telling you you can't do it, I'm just stating my opinion on the fact it sucks. Really, folks. Are you all deprived of your own imagination that you seriously have to go on Google and search up macho, sexy 36-25-35 (whatever the fuck you think are perfect measurements) celebrities?

    Instead of having perfect ass people in your RP, instead of following a stupid RP titled 'life' or 'love in Paris' or whatever idiotic meaningless lack-of-originality roleplay there is, be original and think up a real plot. I'm tired of seeing the same bullshit everyday, and if you're going to start useless half-assed threads about wanting equality for both authors and roleplayers, don't expect support from me, because most of these shitty stories and roleplays lack an actual plot, or follow an actual tv show or whatever the fuck you're a fan of, and it makes the show look bad because of the reasons I stated above.

    Please, don't use lame, misspelled words and choppy run-on one line sentences for your roleplays, I'm not willing to skim through a thousand pages just to understand what's going on in your messed up thread filled with self-proclaimed roleplayers, because hell, it's not worth my time.

    Again, I'm not bashing roleplays or saying that all roleplays are bad. I'm stating facts and opinions, so before you quote me on this, don't.

    Feel free to act like a raging whore on my rant thread. I do it for you, babes. I do it for youuuuu.

    Kthnxbai.
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    Oh, sweet rant threads. Oh how I miss you so.
     
  2. Oh Chloe You make my life Your rants are so enjoyable to read Mostly because they are all true
     
  3. "Ok, let's read this new application... What?! Why the hell are they going into THIS much detail?! It's ridiculous! I'm not gonna remember anything but your goddamn name when we're actually RPing!"

    ~ My reaction to a long ass application
     
  4. Love your rants Chloe, they are hilarious yet true
     
  5. CHLOE MEH BABES YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTHSTAH!!!!!

    I've really raped my caps lock button lately  

    CAPPS LOCK RAAAAAAGE!!!!

    Hi Katie 
     
  6. 0_0 it didn't censor...
     
  7. Kitteh- attitudes like that are one reasons RPs on pimd suck. =)
     
  8. WOOHOO! IM PART OF THE PROBLEM!
     
  9. It's true, that the
     
  10. ... Um some rp's are pretty original and not everyone chooses those kind of characters rp's can be really fun too...
     
  11. ****. accidental post.

    It's true. That the RPs are getting out of hand. They don't have any sense of originality and frankly, their plot seems so cliche. The dialogue is fake and the description is too perfect.

    At least have some flaws, you know.

    In the wise words of Hannah Montana, "Nobody's perfecctt!"
     
  12. I REFUSE TO TAKE WISE WORDS FROM HANNA MONTANA.
     
  13. /).- yes but there are tons of rp's out there that are original! Not all are like that!
     
  14. @Tarru: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA fuck no.
     
  15. KATIE BBY. I MISS YOUR STORIES. SRSLY BBY. MOAR. ,_,
     
  16. Most of the actually creative people left. I joined a bunch, but quit a few days later. Well said. I applaud you.
     
  17. @Tarru: the copious amount of failed, discontinued, unoriginal, un-fun tacky roleplays on FF scare me. Would I make this thread if there were a ton of original and fun threads?

    In your opinion it may be a paradise. I don't expect a different reply from roleplayers, because knowing you guys, every RP, even without a decent plot, is satisfactory, in your own opinion.

    And to be honest, I used to roleplay. Used to. And then I quit because of the reasons I stated before in my rant.

    :|
     
  18. Little sis

    Lmao Chloe You are the best I'll try and create a story I can finish O.O