My birthday

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Captain-Jack-Sparrow3, Sep 17, 2012.

  1. Happy Birthday Logan!!!
     
  2. Happy birthday Logan. I wish you a lot of fun, a lot of craziness and a bunch of hookers coming out of your cake. 
     
  3. HAPPY Birthday!!!
     
  4. CJS
    do you think you'll run for mod now that your legal?
     
  5. 
     
  6. ._. What corner can I hire you on?


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  7. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
     
  8. I'm on the 32nd corner :)
     
  9. .-.




















    HAPPY BIRTHDAY CJS





















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  10. I came out of inactiveness for your birthday
     
  11. Birthday sex is the best.
     
  12. happy birthday to you
     
  13. Happy bday Logan 
     
  14. Happy birthday CJS!! 
     
  15. He's legal, WOO, he's legal.
     
  16. My birthday was September 17th also, how cool
     
  17. There's not much to being legal. All you can do is:

    Vote
    Buy lottery tickets
    Go to strip clubs and adult stores
    Go to jail
    Go to R-Rated movies (with ease)
    Go to regular clubs
    Buy stuff off the television
    Have more job opportunities
    Go on adult web sites without feeling guilty when you click on "I am 18 "
    Marry without parental consent
    Get tattoos and piercings without parental consent
    Probably some other stuff

    All in all, if your still broke when your 18, you can't do much. Trust, you can't buy anything in an adult shop worth anything less than $20 and you can't drink when you go to club, that cost $10 to get in to.