You see this rock? It's beautiful, right? Watch what happens when I poo on it. On second thought, turn around while I poo. .... There, it's magic. Remember, kids, Rock Poo = Magic.
Yeah I agree this guy makes useless threads but he actually makes an attempt to be funny so I guess he's cool.
Lots of shit happens to me that I don't rage in forums about. I get fucking pissed on a daily basis, but I don't ruin a thread because of it. I usually just complain to a certain friend or two and they help me out. No biggie.