This first song.. I wrote for my girlfriend.. Well no.. We aren't really dating anymore, and I don't really understand why.. I mean, I was just trying to help.. I mean, it didn't look THAT bad.. The day I first brushed you You looked good, but it wasn't love. But now that I shaved you I know boys, think your heads a stove Now your hair is gone, focused Like a star, did you blind the rest? When will you realize.. Baby, I freaking waxed my chest! Don't wanna Shave my head, I want to shave your head. I know you're scared it's wrong.. Like I might make a mistake.. There is just one life to live, And there's no time to wait, to waste. So let me give your head a shave, Give your head a shave Let me give your head a shave, Your head a shave.. Oh, yeah yeah.. On Sunday, you went home, alone.. There were tears in your eyes.. I texted your cell phone, my love.. The reflection of the sky.. The picture was yours, if you want it! You can take it, just accept the text.. There's no turning back now.. Baby, it's on the Internet! I want to shave your head, I know your scared it's wrong Like I might make a mistake But there's just one life to live And there's no time to wait, to waste So let me shave your head Let me shave your head.. Let's me shave your head Shave your head There's so much you can shave Shave your head Let me shave your head Shave your head Oh, yeah yeah. When your hair is on the floor.. And your heart beat is none.. You called me a piece of shit.. And then you pointed a gun! I just want to shave your head I know you're scared its wrong Like I might make a mistake There's one life to live And there's no time to wait, to waste So let me just shave your head You've never done this before I can see it in your eyes You try to hide the gaze Some things, you just can't disguise I just want to shave your head Baby, you can lose that weight, the weight.. So, let me just shave your head.. Let me Shave your head Let me just shave your head Shave your head There's so much freaking hair Let me just shave your head Let me shave your head Oh, yeah yeah.. The day I.. First brushed you.. You looked good.. But it wasn't love. On a happier note.. I resumed my career as a barber, and trying to pick up girls at work using various tactics, such as: My first cut went just like such.. Swoop, and twist Well, my first cut went a little like this.. And twist and twist I said no more razors, and no more clippers, I do my cuts under the bleachers, and I do them in my slippers.. Hair like licorice, hard as Rocky. Excuse me, miss, but can I ask you to wash please? In the back of the bar, all the way to your car I got you writing checks, I got you writing checks.. In the front of the door, with my fingers in your hair, Baby this is it.. She won't ever get enough, once she feels that minty stuff! If I had it my way, she would always want to stay! She won't ever get enough, once she feels that minty stuff! If I had it my way, you know that I'd make her stay! My first cut went just like such.. I said no more frizzies, and no split ends With my style of cut, you'll finally have friends.. Your hair is like the ocean, it's like clean air, And I wake up in the morning with the smell of your hair.. In the back of the bar, you'll look like a star.. I got you writing checks, I got freaking stacks on decks! In front of the door, I know you want more.. Baby this is it.. She won't ever get enough, once she feels that minty stuff! If I had it my way, you know that I'd make her stay! My first cut went just like such And swoop and swoop Well, my first cut went just like such And swoop and swoop She won't ever get enough, once she feels that minty stuff! If I had it my way, you know that I'd make her stay! She won't ever get enough, once she feels that minty stuff! If I had it my way, you know that I'd make her stay! She won't ever get enough, once she feels that minty stuff! If I had it my way, you know that I'd make her stay! She won't ever get enough, once she feels that minty stuff! If I had it my way, you know that I'd make her stay! Well, this perfect girl broke up with me over time, and I did what I thought was best.. I've been writing these songs from jail for the past few weeks, so I figured I would mail them to you guys, and eventually someone will receive them.. You thought I was a crazy one Broke into your house a ton And I shaved your head off, just one time You were always the "perfect" one The valedictorian.. So I fixed your ego up, just that one time I always got your attention, I made you feel like a cow Besides all your boyfriends didn't mention You aren't so cool, now! How do you like it now? How do you like it now, Now that your head is shaved? Do you still think I'm crazy? I'm happy for days! I couldn't make you want me But I always dreamed about.. Shaving off all your hair.. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW? When I took off to the Philippines I heard that you made fun of me.. Never imagined I'd take it this far.. But you married some other man But he was just a part of my plan. He took your dreams, and tore them apart. He makes fun of you, Says you look like poo, And your kids hear you cry down the hall You hear a buzzing What's all that fussing? It's me baby, all your hair is gone! How do you like me now!? How do you like me now, Now that your hair is shaved! Do you still think I'm crazy? I'm happy for days! I couldn't make you love me.. But I always dreamed about.. Shaving off all your hair.. How do you like me now? Tell me, baby.. This haircut.. These songs were all parodies of actual songs, if you didn't realize this.. None of these events in this thread have actually happened.. Any coincident to anyone or anything in real life is purely coincidental, and if it has or had happened, your life honestly sucks, and I feel bad for you Song list: Give your heart a break - Demi Lovato My first kiss - 3Oh!3 How do you like me now - Toby Keith I enjoyed writing this, and the only reason I did was for kicks and giggles.. Thanks for letting me share the last 45 minutes of my life with you guys.. Hope you enjoyed. , -CJS
This was cool except that one line "Thanks for letting me share the last 45 minutes of my life with you" sounds scary.
I told you everything except for blinking, breathing, and the minute and a half pause I took to use the bathroom.. Along with google searches for lyrics. Now you know everything.
Royale, our best of thread, I did the same Toby Keith song.. Haha. It's the only one I ripped from that thread, but I didn't copy it. Just re-parodied.