Hank. 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TheSagittarian, Sep 14, 2012.

  1. Hey guys. I'm here to tell you about Hank. He's a special guy. A fun guy. An important guy.

    But why? :0

    He may wear poncho's of various colors depending on his mood, the weather, temperature, etc etc, but he is the go-to guy for everything.

    Need an upgrade? Ask Hank.
    Need a wife? Ask Hank.
    Need Chuck Norris? Ask Hank.
    Wanna revive ancient aliens and destroy the world? Ask Jet Li. Nah, I'm kidding. Ask Hank.

    He'll be there for you from the most difficult of tasks to the simple reading a bedtime story.

    He also works part-time as a ghostbuster and Pokemon trainer. I don't know how he does it all. :0

    No task is too small or too large for him to do, for his name is Hank!

    He'll do just about anything and please every need and want you have. He doesn't care about morals, he cares about getting the job done how YOU want it done.

    I bet if you ask him nicely enough, he'll go on an adventure with you. 

    Hank and I have been to Hoenn, The Lylat System (Whatever you call it. Lol), The Lost City of Atlantis and we even went back in time! :0

    This guy is amazing! 

    Remember, Hank is the go-to guy for anything! Keep him in mind when you need something, okay? Okay.

    Later. 
     
  2. Lol this Hank guy seems awesome
     
  3.  one question. Does hank have a boyfriend???
     
  4. Do you have a boyfriend???
     
  5. Hank, would you please kill the director of my school?
     
  6. Is Hank's last name Hill?
     
  7. Like a good neighbor, Hank is there!
     
  8. Hank sounds yummy
     
  9. I met Hank just a few minutes ago he helped me kill my nemesis frank but frank always somehow comes back to life
     
  10. Ohhhhh, this Hank

    Hank definitely said I could quit 
     
  11. Ugh...frank is back, stupid nemesis.
     
  12. Who the F is this hank!! 
    I gotta have hank 