Welcome to my kingdom, naives! This is Shenanigans, the greatest place ever! You know why? Because Shenanigans has the best shenanigans! See that bath tub?! Now it's filled with pudding! And scorpions! See that guy over they fighting a pirate with a pool noodle? He's a good man! See this dog peeing on everything?! I don't like him... Anyway, welcome to my castle made out of pure, indestructible marshmallow. I think you'll enjoy your stay in the tiny kittens room.
I was really bored