ALL ABOARD THE U.S.S KITTEH

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kittehwars, Sep 10, 2012.

  1. Sup, bros, welcome to my...

    SPACE SHIP!

    Betcha didn't see that one coming!


    See that over there, that's my captain's chair. You know why?! BECAUSE IM AWESOME!

    See these buttons?! I have no idea what they do! But look how colorful they are! It's so attractive!

    See my crew?! Neither can I. I guess they're all dead. Well that sucks, Norman owed me money...

    HEY!!!
    You wanna be my new crew!? We're gonna fly arooooound the cosmos like space pidgins in space New York!
     
  2. *straps a bomb to the engine* bye
     
  3.  This is hilarious. Congrats kittehwars, you just made my day. 
     
  4. *disarms bomb with nose, because that's how I roll*
     
  5. Can I be a pirate? 
     
  6. You could, but I'd have to laser your face off.
     
  7. *Gets in captains chair and flies space ship into the moon and blows it up*
    That's how 'I' roll
     
  8. ;-; I was gonna join your crew, though.
     
  9. That was a paper mâché replica you crashed. Nice job.
     
  10.  your a horrible person
     
  11. Lol ok whatever you say boss
     
  12. NO PIRATES.

    IF THEY TAUGHT ME ONE THING IN CAPTAIN SCHOOL, IT WAS THAT PIRATES ARE TOO HANDSOME TO BE ALLOWED TO LIVE.
     
  13. @Webby

    I've made 20 paper mâché replicas and two beagle statues.

    Remember that, it's important.
     
  14. Norman owned me money too ;-;
     
  15. Well, he's dead. Let's just go rob his bank account.
     
  16. I wanna be Weapons Commander!

    Fire the glitter bombs!
     
  17. @PBM

    WE WILL MAKE THE UNIVERSE FABULOUS.
     
  18. Broke into and robbed.
     
  19. Fabilus
     
  20. @Obey

    You have been lasered in the face and died.

    Game over.