Okay.. Lets start. In the far north, walked a man. Not just any man. No. A mysterious man. He is many people and goes by many name's. But his most famous one is Sparrow. He's mostly a normal guy. But his definition of normal is far different from others. And no one knows how different. He likes to occasionally meet up with his friends and have a good time like any other homosapien. But when he's alone, it's rumored that he goes crazy. One of his favorite hobbies is to completely eliminate cardboard boxes with kitchen knives. Another is save the world from zombies.. Or at least attempt to without dying. So one day, he decided to join random wars and games. Such as Capture the Flag or Defuse the Bomb. Some were successful while others were downright depressing. But he tired quickly and decided to come to a magical place called PIMD. He found it so much more entertaining than anything else. He made new friends with the price of making a few enemies. He was well liked and respected by many of his new friends. He liked it here in PIMD land. But one of the strange things he noticed about PIMD land is that whenever somebody talks, they talk in texts. Never before has he seen so many misspellings or autocorrect fails. Yet there was nothing he or anybody could do. One day, he was partying with his friends, but then he wandered off and got lost. He didn't know where he was at all. So he camped out for the night and amazingly survived the next morning. He decided to explore wherever he was and stumbled upon a group if people he gas never seen before. He walked up to them and told them that he was lost. They accepted him and helped him and became friends. They called themselves The_Legion. He does not understand why there us an underscore in the name but he accepted it as they accepted him. Days passed and he became familiar by the group. They joked and had fun with him like his last friends. Which he dearly missed. So one day, he strolled across campus, here and there and decided that it was boring. He explored a mysterious part of PIMD land and found an exciting place. It was called 'Forums'. It seemed to him that it was a place where you could speak your thoughts and could almost say anything. But one thing was on his mind and kept bugging him for days. He finally decided to say it out loud. He wrote then said If you read this, I just divorced you!