Cheaters Payback Services Inc

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *--_Hephaestus_-- (01), Sep 6, 2012.

  1. Cheaters Payback Service Inc.

    Have you been cheated on? Left for another?

    Well, cry no more, because Cheaters Payback is on the job!

    We can hurt them, incapacitate them, knock those good looks right off their faces.

    Just call 1-800-Payback

    Costs are $25 dollars per day, plus expenses. Weapons are not sold. We work for a minimum of one day, to a maximum of 2 weeks.

    We do not help employees in court, and weapons are not supplied. All applicants must be 18 . A small test may be handed to some applicants.
     
  2. Can I please apply?
     
  3. Of course :3 please state your age, chosen position, and references 

    Positions Are
    Attacker, Coverup, and Reception
     
  4. I am 1000 years old nipple milk keeps me heathy an alive my background I fought in ww1 and I also killed some dude  pshh lives in the river now
    And I would like to be cover up
     
  5. Need references :3 at least 2
     
  6. I don't have many friends that now me .... But I have people on mah friends list hmmmm I guess kandy and some person named cole999
     
  7. They need to tell me that you are worth hiring :3
     
  8. Oh lol I can hide stuff I can give nipple milk to everyone
     
  9. What





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  10. Get to the penguin thread or ninja penguin will get you!
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  11. 

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  12.  that made me chuckle jopo lol
     
  13. Lol I went on it. Too many pix.. Wont load 
     
  14. I'll volunteer Jess follow me :) and gimme the dirty details
     
  15.  i wanna apply
     
  16. .-.
    Asking for age is asking for personal info.

    /lock?