Jennamarbles inspired me to do this. I came up with everything on this list. Enjoy 1) Girls are naturally moody as hell. We cant control it so stop complaining. It's not like we complain about boners. 2) I will make you a sandwich when you stop moaning. Maybe. 3) My cleavage is not a garbage can. No exceptions. 4) It takes the average girl about 45 minutes to do her hair. Why in the world would you give her a noogie 5) You are not being friedzoned you're probably just ugly or the girl won't admit she likes you. Get over yorself. 6) Just because I get dressed up to go somewhere does NOT mean you can hit on me all night. I get fancied up for MYSELF not for the needy child in your pants. 7) Never mess with a girl on her period. Ever. 8) I can wear pounds of makeup if u want to. You think I look better natural? Wow that really opened my eyes I'll never use makeup ever again... *sarcasmx100* 9) I wear yoga pants because I'm having a bad day. Do not make comments about my ass because I might just kick you in the nuts. 10) Last and maybe most importantly (for me at least) ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS WRONG. STOP ASKING ME BECAUSE NOW YOU ARE JUST MAKING ME EVEN MORE MAD THAN I WAS(n't?) BEFORE. Thank you for your time. Noobthreadx1000000?
I do t understand how it takes a girl 45 mins to do her hair, I just wake up BOOM hair all ready time to go to school.
45 mins to do hair? Really? Lol xD i Dont even take that long. Most girls do take 45 mins because obviously they wanna be pretty and catch someones eye, unless your having a bad hair day, yep ill take that long. As for make up, whats wrong with no make up D:? I honestly hate make up, waste of my time. I rather sleep. Only certain amount of girls wear yoga pants because theyre tired, or sleepy.. ._. just face it.. There are some things that girls dont understand about boys too.. Take the yoga pants for example, they will stare because ... Obviously theyre boys.. So i dont think cussing at them and telling them not to look will really help.. Natural beauty - most of my friends that are guys prefer natural looks than make up. Its simply saying that they love you without it, and that youre beautiful without it. No need for sarcasm on that:/. This is my opinion btw, idk i just felt like sharing
BTW I didn't realize I was breaking the rules in the title. Sorry mods if you can fix it I'd really appreciate it
Jane I agree about the hair thing. My hair is naturally straight/wavy so I don't do anything except brush it out. And girls who wear no makeup- great! I wish i was confident enough to do that but unfortunately I'm not which is why I put it on the list
My hair is naturally strait, and honestly takes me two seconds to brush through it, and honestly I think I look great Plus, I'm not a pants person, imma dress girl :3 so those two don't affect me much As for the moodiness, that's only on my period upon which I am not in the mood for anything... Don't talk to me And, because I'm into girls, guys can stare all they want ._. I don't care? But if they try anything... goddess slap of sever punishment! And the makeup... I just use lipstick, because my lips look better with it For me also, my opinion, no comments required
I just.. Was never fond of make up lol. Its just waste of my time. I mean, yeah, i do sometimes wish i could be pretty like her or her, but, knowing shes wearing gazzilion of make up is just.. Meh. I dont have like tons of confidence, infact i have a very low selfesteem and self concept. I just really didnt give a care of how people see me if they got a problem, then thats their problem. Not mine lol I like to braid my hair, or in a ponytail. X3 or experiment stuff lol
Wow, you must think your a genius for coming up with these cliches...so glad my girlfriend doesn't bitch bout all this stuff.
Fuck that. I still mess with my gf. Specially her hair. Or when it's shark week. That's the funnest part. I stare at her ass anytime. She wishes she had enough strength to fight back. lulz
1 why u so moody get over it 2 make me a sammich 3 can u hold my Doritos in ur bra 4 pat dat weave gurl 5 friendzoned again dang 6 Ik u wore all that for me don't deny 7 Lol u seem to be annoyed today 8 u fake 9 all dat *** 10 is something wrong? .-.