LOOK, A BAUX

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kittehwars, Sep 5, 2012.

  1. ..."LOOK A BAUX!" TIMMY SAID EXCITEDLY AS HE RAN TOW-ARDS SAID BAUX. "I WONDER WAT'S INSIDE!"
    "NOT DEATH AND EV-IL!" DA BAUX SAID.
    "K"
    DEM TIMMY OPENED THE BAUX AND SEAN CONNERY POPPED OUT. "NUUUUU" TIMMY YELLED, THEN HE USED A KNIFE TO BLUDGEON THE BOX BECAUSE THAT'S HIS THIIIIIIIING. AFTERWARDS, SEAN CONNERY WAS ALL LIEK, "MEH."
    AND TIMMY WAS ALL LIKE, "MEH."

    HORSES.

    THE ALAMO.


    Now read this in Morgan Freeman's voice. You're welcome.
     
    #1 kittehwars, Sep 5, 2012
  2. smh
     
    #2 McMuffinMan, Sep 5, 2012
  3. ,_,
     
    #3 -SBO-GracieMonster, Sep 5, 2012
  4. This was a pretty bad idea, but hey, folks need to know about the baux that contained Sean Connery.
     
    #4 kittehwars, Sep 5, 2012
  5. I love story time (^_^)
     
    #5 Drifting, Sep 5, 2012
  6. *facedesk*
     
    #6 -SexyStrawberry, Sep 5, 2012
  7. ... That was pure awesomeness. \(^_^)/
     
    #7 *Poohluvhoney (01), Sep 5, 2012
  8. Box? =D
     
    #8 Vice, Sep 5, 2012
  9. Bocks* xD
     
    #9 *Obey_Danzo (01), Sep 5, 2012
  10. Be right back. Gonna find my knives real quick. ;D
     
    #10 Vice, Sep 5, 2012
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    #11 *Poohluvhoney (01), Sep 5, 2012
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    #12 Hermes-IN-DaClouds, Sep 5, 2012
  13.  I was just... So touched by this story 
     
    #13 VanillaSweet, Sep 5, 2012
  14. Bauxez are quite amazing.
     
    #14 *Poohluvhoney (01), Sep 5, 2012
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