I'm always prepared if they do. I almost was is in action when that guy got his face eatten off in Miami. Back in May
I feel about for that guy. Just like I feel bad for those people who smoked cigarettes for a long time then had holes in their thoats and stuff.
Uh, duh. Why do you think there are a lot (considering its pretty rare in sophisticated Areas) of cannibal cases? It's zombies disguised as humans
To be fair, the Miami face-eater suffered from schizophrenia and it is believed that his mental illness and the THC found in his system sent him into some sort of psychosis.
Not an excuse. Just saying he wasn't exactly a zombie. [: if the zombie apocalypse happens, I just hope it doesn't start in Miami. Too close to home!
The Zombie apocolypse should start in the U.K, then make it's way to India, somehow going to eastern Asia, then south America, going north to Texas. I live in a state the shape of a mitten.
Yes, you are an epic failure. If you knew anything, you would know that it would start in Australia and spread around the globe by timezone. Americans will benefit by living in the past.