As many of you know I am the FAMOUS and I am FINALLY yes FINALLY looking to be tamed. don't looked so shocked...these last couple of days have proved it... You see only one person can truly tame this care free Aussie such as myself. Sadly I haven't found them yet... Which is why I have chosen to have this auction.......... YOU CAN'T TAME ME However I do need to settle down. My BEAUTIFUL children need a second parent so.....Its time to auction me off. I accept all gifts....However if you want to marry I want rings....If notI'll accept Teddy's as compensation. BE WARNED This thread may get out of hand as SOMEONE who shall remain nameless might make appearances, but I'll be using that to my advantage So if you can't dish it..please because then u can't handle me.....since I'm the one that corrupted her LET THE AUCTION BEGIN Oh and Jess..... your next.
your gonna auction me off... Now think about this... Very slowly Better yet why don't you sit on the guys lapand talk about the first thing that pops up.... Maybe then you'll forget about auctioning me off
Mm, I need a few more million to buy a ring for her... Hmm, anyone wanna buy my horrible and inactive tut? If not I'll just drop her and get the money
Josie, don't make me come up there and hurt you!! Yes, Jess.. You're next!! Imma get you for this!!
Actually, buying my tut will allow me to give her two rings maybe it's time I stopped being the person I am and settling down...