Male pains. 

Doesn't exist

 

When it tickles down there... and you're in public.

 

^clearly never stood on a plug in the dead of night

 

When you need a fart and you cant decide whether its silent or not 

 

 Male Pain; when the lady you want doesn't want you back.... right guys?

 

Oh dem are nightmares to cover up in the morning
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But they only happen really through puberty

 

Awk, I just made a male pains thread whoops

 

don't say bad words

 

ohhh hiiii Kandy go read female pains

 

awk. 
The Pain in men when we overreact to small injiries eg. I slipped on a wet floorboard, i lay on the floor FOR ten minutes convinced id broke my back

 

Of course this thread came up when I just watched sin city today.....

The perv son gets his replacement junk ripped off by Bruce Willis

 

Morning wood that will not go down

Nuffin said

 

Lol yes over exaggerating, male problem, I fell on my balls and I yelled for an hour

 

Men are competive cuz we tryin to impress the ladiess

 

Getting a girl everything she wants with your hard earned money