Patrick Star. One of the best cartoon characters ever. His stupidity is hilarious. Here are some of my favorite quotes from him. "Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb" "Happy Leif Erickson day, Spongebob. Hingadingadurgen." "East? I thought you said Weast!" "Ooh! Ooh! Let me try! ... Hey punk!" *To fire hydrant* "Are you Squidward? That's okay. Take your time." "It's okay Rocky. You can go when you feel like it." Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good. *Customer opens the door* Patrick: I love you. *Spongebob blows a bubble in the shape of an elephant* Patrick: Hahahahahaha, it's a giraffe! "Are you Squidward now?" "Oh, it's not you that's got me... It's me that's got me!" "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" "When in doubt, pinky out!" Pictures!! Yes, I do know the last one is a gif, but I wanted to include it, seeing as how it's one of my favorite scenes with him. I love this guy. Lol.