Explorer Oreo here with a new creature to explain. The Noob. Watch as it prowls around in its natural habitat, trying unsuccessfully to troll the master Trolls, with remarks like, "Your thread sucks." The Noob is most commonly seen making pointless threads in the completely wrong section of forums, putting only one sentence on their post. Its predator is the Troll, which are most commonly found trolling on any forum and campus. Trolls usually roam with groups. They rarely walk alone. The Troll is related to the Smartass, which can get the Noob to shut up for five minutes, but magically, the Noob comes back to life. The Troll, however, usually gets the Noob embarrassed. It then goes to complain to the Mods, but in turn gets themselves silenced because they bypassed while trying to fight the Troll on their forum post. The prey of the Noob is a spoonful of . This is because goes in and goes out of their mouths all day. The habitat of the Noob is a small part of the forum area. The forum area is currently inhabited by the Troll and the Smartass, so when the Noob tries to settle here, they will usually get trolled out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Just another random thread by Oreo. No big deal. Did you enjoy?
I may be doing more of these, they seem to be getting a positive reaction so far. Wall me or post on this thread some ideas for future ones