Let's see...It's about this girl who is holding a cellphone...She's gonna commit suicide by stabbing herself. Before she does that, I think she calls her boyfriend or something...
Hex, (is it ok if I call you that??) I started reading from the beginning. And could you maybe read The Beautiful Stranger? I'd really appreciate it if you did. -Søphīå
FFN Welcome back to FFN where your daily thirst of desires are quenched! HELLO! WAZZAAAAAAP?! Anyway, here I am, writing on my iPhone, thinking of crazy thoughts, deleting inappropriate words and misspellings. Thinking of what crazy things to write, thinking of how to entertain you tonight; or morning, or afternoon, or noon, or maybe and finally MIDNIGHT. Note: If you watched Power Puff Girls when you were a kid, then be sure to read the following quote in HIM's voice; you know the red guy, evil guy who talked lousy and weirdly. Anyway, yeah! "HELLOOOOOOOO EARTHLINGSSSSS, WEEEEELCOME TO F... F... N." Did you read that right? YOU DID, REALLY? That's awesome! Did you sense sarcasm there? Yeah? Good. Haruuuu (Another way of mine to say HELLO.)~ So, you're here today to read reviews, eh? Uhm, well... I'm gonna do a one-shot. Since you guys know very well that I'm not very good with reviews. I'm just crazy. Anyway, WELCOME BACK TO FFN! WHERE ELI'S CRAZY REPORTS WILL COME TO ENTERTAIN YOU! SINCE NO ONE HAS UPDATED THIS PAST FEW DAYS... I DECIDED TO ACT ON MY OWN. BUT WHYYYY?! WE SHALL KEEP READERS ENTERTAINED! UPDATE, WOMAN! Angela, I rawr you <333 ENJOOOOOOOY THE MIGHTY RIDE TO HELLㅡ I MEAN HEAVEN! I Love You A very detailed one-shot that made me tear. It's about a girl who missed her boyfriend; thinking that she's being ignored, she did the one thing she wouldn't live to regret. Rate- 9.9 Author- x-Jane-x Comment- Pure genius. Very detailed, some mistakes, but I can understand. It's a one-shot you don't want to miss. Made me tear so much, heartbreaking and amazing. COMMERCIAL BREAK! BREAKING NEWS! THE 24/7 TV SHOW NEWS~ Pedo and Kids Eli: WELCOME TO THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF BARNEY! A NEW SHOW; ENHANCED AND WONDERFULLY SCRIPTED! Partner: You surely are gonna love this new show! Eli: D'you guys want to know WHYYYY?! Partner: Eli, don't break it too fast. Haha. Haha. Heh. Eli: It's my show, not yours. ANYWAY, VIEWERS! YOU DID NOT SEE OR HEAR THAT! I'M AN ANGEL! See! Partner: ... Eli: ANYWAAAY! ABOUT THIS SHOW~ A NEW LEVEL OF AWESOMENESS! WHY?! BECAUSE PEDO REALLY TURNS TO A PEEEEEDO BEAAAAR Partner: .... Eli: WHO DOESN'T WANT A PEDO BEAR? THEY ARE LIKE THE CUTEST PEDOS EVAAAR. LIKE TOTALLY! Partner: Eli... facepalm Do you even know what PEDO means? Eli: LIKE... DUH! They're a kind bear who totally loves kids. Partner: Oh, Eli. facepalm Eli: Hmphf. (￣^￣)ゞ Partner: Eli pedos are like the ones beside you... * PEDO smirks at Eli whilst beside her * Eli: MOLESTER! SHOO YOU PEDO BEAR!!! NUUUU! DON'T TOUCH MY BUM!!! MOLESTER!!! SOMEONE HELP MEEE... HEEEEELP. Partner: AND THAT'S A WRAP! ENJOY! Eli: NUUUUUUU!!! DON'T TOUCH MY BREAAAAAST! NUUUUUU! PEEEEEDOOOO BEAR I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIND! ㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡㅡ Warning: Pedo bear is PEDO. It might come and get you. They'll get your address. BETTAH WATCH OUT, BETTAH NOT CRY, 'CAUSE PEDO BEAR IS COMING... TO TOOOOOOOWN!!! Hello, Eli here! I am here to talk about something that concerns me very much. BULLYING Whether CYBER or NOT. I, myself... have been a bullyㅡ I said that wrong. I have been a victim of bullying. Cyber bullying, physical, mental, emotional bullying; I've been there all. Look, I'm not here to tell you this for you to pity me. I just want to express it out. What I'm feeling is such a heavy burden. And I just want people who bullies people to know the risk of it. I know there's been a lot of thread about this, but I, myself want to tell you about it too. I got confused there Anyway, as some of my readers of 'Till The Death Of Me, they know some of my past. Like how much I was alone as a kid, that I felt... left out. Like I was in an isolated place. When I was I grade school; I never experienced the joy of CHILDHOOD. Because I was the black sheep. People tormenting me, teasing me, brainwashing me, it was painful. Especially that I never had parents with me until just now. Anyway, I was a really big kid. Dang big. Okay maybe not that big. I wasn't obese. Not overweight either. I'm tall and wide. I can't explain. But they called me fat, pig, giant, humongous nerd. Hurts, doesn't it? I hated myself, and everything around me. There was one time I tried to... myself. Yeah, I know. It's not the way. But those thoughts keep running in my mind. Physical bullying was harsh. A guy classmate of mine punched me so hard in my chest, and guess what? I'm having symptoms of breast cancer. But I don't know if it's because of him or it just runs on the family. But it's okay. Emotionally speaking; being left out, is like someone bullying you to the core. Feeling like poop, feeling like everyone hates you. I can't explain it really. I just feel it. Mentally, brainwashed. Fake friends making me hate my real friends. My other side of the family trying to make me hate the other side of the family. But it's okay... it's okay. CYBER bullying was the worst. Definitely the worst. People posting rumours on this social networking site that was plain stupid and idiotic. People hating on me and stuff, people posting fake photos of me being as what they describe of me, ****. It's fine though. 'cause all the words they said aren't true. I'm not done sharing but I should stop. Anyway, you know what bullying can do to people. You think they're strong but you're wrong! Everyone has their weak sides. We break down a lot. We blame everything and hate ourselves. We wish to never have been born into this cruel world. We wish to die, we wish for the worst. Only few people are staying strong because of this. I am. I admit of killing myself and shutting myself emotionally. Anyway, people should learn to stop this bullying. It's never too late to save a person. There's more to life, ya know? Please, spread out the word. Do you want to be the reason of suicide? No... Right? So stop bullying people. Just stop. WHAT DO YOU GET FOM BULLYING, ANYWAY? Ugh. Eli, out. 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Incredible as usual! Just wondering, I know you get a lot of these but could you have a look at either ᏔᎾᏞᎰ or ᏋᏉᏋ? Keep being awesome FFN!