Roommates. are. Evil.(Mine are)

Replace their shampoo with Super glue
Or you could duct tape them to their bed while they're asleep an leave them there.

 

Shave their heads while they sleep  ultimate humiliation

 

No, only shave half of their head, that way it looks way freaky 

 

Shave off their eyebrows and half their hair. Draw eyebrows and hair on in red pen 

 

Make sure it's permanent marker perhaps you could steal all their clothes as well except for something embarrassing?

 

I would never do these things!

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You haven't shaved someone's head while they sleep?

Their reaction is pure gold 

 

I only pull pranks on my boyfriend.

Do I want to walk around with his lumpy head out there for the world to see?

No.  

 

Ohhh, put a dog collar shocker thing on them and when they walk out of their room or something it'll shock them.

Or

Handcuff them to the bedpost 

 

Shave your name into the top of their head! That would be cool... Or shave someone else name into their head/hair.

 

My roommate is evil. How evil? Satanist evil. He put pentagrams around the house. Just carved them there. I can show proof. ._.

 

Kk hold on.

 

One of the pentagrams. Hope you can see it. Couldn't take a picture of the other one. Not enough light.

 

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I'm just gonna say....cool....o.o

 

Not cool at all. .-. A pentagram like the one I've shown induces evil 'spirits' or 'demons'. .-.

 

This has to be done very carefully....freeze their underwear every pice you can find 

 

I like girlonfire's I'm gonna try that one

And shaving someone's head is a little too much... That's something to fight over... Just shave off one of their eyebrows

 

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I might've done it....





Jk Kandy i wouldn't do that to u








Or would I ?



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Stab'em in the back while they are eating. One thing: STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB and then STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB!!!!!!! jk