Roommates. are. Evil.(Mine are)

You put the keys in the key bowl.. Key in the key bowl, the keys go in the key bowl.

 

You could put some flower in a blow dyer.

That's happen to me.

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Place hand in a bucket of warm water while they sleep, pee themselves overnight.

 

I lost my keys, I lost my phone. Make that literally happen and play that song.

 

Take the shampoo bottle they use and trade it with cream cheese.

Oooooh, that was the best I've done.

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FART IN DER FACE LOL

*Troll LOL face^

 

Draw mustaches on then while they sleep 

Jiggly-Puff style 

 

Let them meet CJS...
Lol

 

Make them watch twilight 

 

I think my suggestions are the worst lol

 

Pour a small amount of liquid nitrogen in there hand ,_,


P.S it will not harm them ,_, don't question me

 

Take their shampoo bottle and put hair remover in it 

 

Change the apartment locks. They've got to wait for you to get in as you have the only keys

 

Put itching powder in their underwear droor

 

*drawer* I went braindead there 

 

Put. Spider. In. Bed.

 

,_, Pour liquid nitrogen in there hand for a moment ,_, Scare them

I'm telling you it will not harm

 

Make them watch the 'Sex in the city' Series.

 

If they were my roommate I'd punch them in the face.... But they're not my roommate

 

Kill them.