Hi Platypuses and Platypusesses (?). In another thread I've seen where people are saying their fears, I noticed that a lot of people are afraid of bees. So here's my life with bees. Feel free to post yours. My Childhood... with bees When I was at kindergarten, I was a fucking badass little SlenderMatt. Because picking on other kids was too lame, I used to take buckets and run in the big bee army (that's how I called it) to catch'em all, just like pokémons. Also, I wanted to sleep (sleep, nothing more) with the bees I was catching. The funny thing is that I never got wounded by my beloved foes. My teenage... color=yellow]w[/color]ith bees Even though I'm not afraid of bees, I don't like to be surrounded by it. Not a long time ago, I was at my friends house. It was extremely dark outside and the wind was cold. We decided to make a fire... with our beers and my goddamn cookies I bought and some delicious chips. But our food... Chicken wings and bacon too <3... isn't what is important. When my friend decided that there was enough oil to light his fire and raise it to an higher level than the dude living in front of his house's fire, we decided to get some chairs. That chair I took was a bad idea. On that chair was a bee. Yes, it was enjoying my seat. I didn't see it and I sat. Agony, displeasure, pain and yeah... pain, filled up my left butt cheek. When I got home, after the oil was done burning and that we finished our feast, I decided to look at the damages left by this attack. It was a torture to take out the bee's sword out of my butt cheek, trust me. 3 hours of pure pain. I had to sit on a freaking pillow during a week and half because it was hurting. Now... color=yellow]w[/color]ith bees Now, I'm still not scared by bees. When I think about my 'misadventure', I laugh 'cause that's what I do if it happened to someone else. Anyways, leave your bees experiences below and I'll send a gift to my favorite. Please, don't make up stories, my story was true and it really happened to me. SlenderMatt I love -Gingersnap-
I hate bees I got stung more than 10 times in the pass month and I had to go to the doctors for it too-.- cause several somehow got infected and they has to poke a needle in my skin... And I for stung by three I the same minute cause I sat in a chair and three came up and stung my in the inside of my thigh-.- it hurt so bad and I'll admit every time I get stung I cry like a little baby-.-