Nonsensical songs

Hi, SlenderMatt right here, looking at you.
Since I'm extremely bored,
after this night without sleeping, I decided to do this thread. What is it about? Well, since my brain's a boiling kettle full of ideas, I propose you to do this: You tell me a theme and I make a short song about it.

Rules:
Nothing against the ToU or any other rules made by A Thinking Ape Inc. for PimD.

Due to how tired I am, it should get pretty funny.

Have a nice time.

 

Ok... PopTarts.

 

OOHHH! POP-TARTS ARE SO GOOD! SO GOOD! SO GOOD! With the jelly in their belly, it's so tasty! Om Nom Nom so tasty! With all their flavours! So good! So good! I love them all even chocolate and also blueberry! Nom Nom I love Pop-Tarts!

(As I said, it's short songs and pop-tarts aren't what I eat the most so I'm not extremely familiar with it... And there's a truck behind my house... at 7:30 a.m)

 

Now Pimd... Ok I think I can do something with it.

 

It was a friday night. Nothing to do, I was so bored. Even my alpaca went to party but I was home 'cause I'm forever alone...
So yeah, I was on the AppStore *AppStooore* looking for an app that would entertain me *entertain meeee* Then I saw it and I thought: 'Damn, that girl got big boobs!' I downloaded it, agreed I was 17 and when I got there it was like the jungle *juuuungleeeee* So from there my journey began! I saw a whole bunch of pervs and a club full of noobs, I got farmed by a wannabe badass and l met underscore guy. I got volleyed to 20 millions and I thought I was rich then I asked for a volley and people said I was nooooooooob *Oh yeah they said it* The people here were not perfect but it was... pimd.

This one was a bit longer. Not so good but with practice comes skills.

 

Now, Rawr...

 

Yo! DJ SLENDRAWR IN DA PLACE! Time to drop the rawr. RAWR! I'm the sound made by dinosaurs... Dino-Dino-Dinosaurs. If Chuck Norris could rawr he would roundhouse rawr. What am I? RAWR RAWR! A Dinosawr! RAWR RAWR!!! RAWR RAWR RAWR MAKE THE BIIIIIIRD!

Sorry, I had no inspiration for this one 

 

iPhones... I have to think for this one.

 

Hey. Huh. I got a iPhone. I thought I was cool but I found out the truth I wanted to make a call, dial. Oh fuck. I forgot. I did not activate my iPhone, did not get a phone company. I paid 500 bucks for a simple iPod, now I gotta pay to call my homies.

 

Not that much... I'll go eat my breakfast and I'll think about it while slaughtering zombies.

 

Sure

 

Kandy's a human so I'll do a 2-in-1