Hm... I wonder what would happen if I asked myself to leave a thread for going off topic, then posted anyway. Could I report myself and get silenced?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. It truly amuses me when people who don't know me and don't understand my sense of humor and my way of talking decide to comment on it and shit happens. It's just hilarious. Really.
I wrote the second post. It wasn't directed to anyone in particular, to be damn honest. I was bored, so bored, that I made that. It's not like I haven't done one of those before, and frankly, nobody gave much of a shit. The reactions I'm getting for this one amuse me quite a bit, and compared to Version 1.0 of my guide to noobs, this could be considered mild. Now if you'll excuse me I'll he bandaging a wound on my forehead. :L