She said she gonna shut down SBO let me see u try 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *The_Name_Is_Jessica (01), Aug 14, 2012.

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  1. Tired of her not making since am gone off my thread laughs  troll away
     
  2. Sense! Not since
     
  3. Jessica, I'll try to restate what my friends tried to make your pesky little brain understand. You are a waste of life. You are a ingot made of shit. No one cares about you, not even the people you call your friends. Your dog ran away from you 'cause even he was sick and tired of having a pet like you. Even when I was only a fetus, I was brighter than you. I know that everyone is allowed to use stupidity but you are clearly abusing of that right. You think that you can do useless threads like this and then you cry when people reply. You should hide under a blanket and cry at the failure you are. And like if it wasn't enough, you think that you can be an annoying bitch to people that really have friends without getting trolled? Pathetic is a weak word to describe you. I pity you.
     
  4. Why is this still alive  Forum Devil please collect this thread already, I don't like seeing it on active topics.
     
  5. Danzo, the forum devil don't want this in his place.
     
  6. *sense

    Fellow forumers! Behold... A species we have all seen before, but have not examined up-close!

    Noobs.

    Their fascinating behaviour... Has it ever intriguied you HOW they make it through this harsh world, that is clearly too complex for them to live in? Why, the answer is obvious.

    Ignorance and plain stupidity. How else would we be able to tolerate them?

    We can't. Their idiocy affects us all.

    How do I spot a noob, you ask?

    Look at their terrible grammar skills... The appalling lack of punctuation and the horrific amount of spelling errors! It's enough to make people cringe at the terrifying sight.

    Oh God... The horror of it all.

    Fear not, my fellow forumers!

    Watch as the grotesque, 'misunderstood' creature cracks its shell of naïvety... Let it venture out into the world and explore!

    Unfortunately, two seconds later, creatures far superior to their kind have crushed them underneath their giant, expensive, red prada heels.

    Tsk. How sad.

    And this is the reason why, folks, you should always keep your noobs locked up in a cage, hidden from the rest of humanity to preserve their life and keep them to yourselves as entertainment.

    OR, you can sell them to me for $5 so I can do inhumane experiments on them and torture them for eternity.
     
  7. That's a mini guide to noobs 

    And I understand the Forum Devil's disgust.
     
  8. 

    Go G!
     
  9. Waste of life dude? Sorry but that's way too far.
     
  10. Wait, I take that back. They're not even worth bullshit. 8)
     
  11. ok then... Waste if time.
     
  12. ... Didn't she leave? Why are we still posting here?
     
  13. A mini-guide? I'll add to it and make it a whole fucking thread, then. >:D
     
  14. Seriously guys, it really isn't that big a deal. This is really pathetic.
     
  15. Do it! 
     
  16. Just let this be banished to the vast collection of "Shit threads noobs make"
     
  17. Chloe, let me be the strange and dangerous ground reporter. You know the one that always put himself in extremely uncomfortable situations like by putting his head in the tunnel of an anaconda?
     
  18. G you are quite famous and that's because your a nice and interesting person. I really hate seeing you terrorizing another person. I'm sure I will get hate from this but I just read this entire thread and frankly "the fellow forumers" have gone way over the top.
     
  19. Right it's over with gesh am not even about to waste my breathe
     
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