Well, Goldia, this was a total ass kicking. You may be young but your fist is as strong as a drunk viking's fist. Bravo!
Because friendship, in this situation, is equivalent to the cigarette bud of which my foot stomps on right after a good smoke. Well, befriending noobs anyway. They're used as target practices, not 'buddies'. Hell, they make great pets too. Lock them up in cages and feed them with attention... They'll gobble it all up. I mean, even their petty tricks and terrible insults and horrible attitudes are amusing to watch and listen to. And when you're tired of them being the pesky bitches they are, slap them in the face with a roll of newspaper. That'll shut them up.
Yeah, it was an entertaining read. Good distraction too. It lures unsuspecting forumers away from this abomination made from YOU. :> Now go hide in the basement like the bastard pet you are. Shoo, shoo.
Shut up? Really? You make a thread and expect MOI, TO SHUT UP? Bitch, go snack on your graham crackers and sit in the filthy corner where you can contemplate on your pitiful PiMD life.
Ok. Hehehe. Let me put my reading glasses and it'll be ready in five minutes or so, depends of the inspiration comes easily.
Make sure it's beyond their comprehension. I love it when illiterate noobs with IQs below 5 try to understand words that are clearly too difficult for them. As for their replies... Priceless. Never seen noobs try so hard to be intelligent in my life before. Absolute delight. That's another trait for noobs that you should add on the pet-talents list. :>