I fell from the sexy Heaven, landed in a tall sexy tree, and hit every sexy branch on the way down, and landed in a pond of sexy.
No. We have the gorgeous bodies of gorilla-human hybrids, with balding patches on parts of our heads. Not to mention our juicy chunky legs and hot short stubby fingers make all the boys drool in ecstasy as we walk pass them wearing nothing but polka dotted bikinis. :L
I'm... The EnderMatt... I'm sexiness itself with my inexistent face, the strange glowing effect where my eyes should be, my multiple limbs and my tall and slim body.