Welcome to... Oreo's News - Sorry for Not Posting! (15th Issue) I'm sorry for not posting an issue of Oreo's News in a while As some of you may know, I've been touring around in Europe for a couple of weeks, but I'm back Main PIMD News Apparently, there's a club called 00_Steven's Harem. It's the number 4 strongest club. And 00_Steven isn't the owner The Super Heroes havae defeated the Super Villains in the Heroes vs. Villains war! The Heroes had about $96 billion, while the Villains had about $28 billion. esBOXER and Marisaurus-Rex are getting married and will have a wedding war on the 17-19th. JustiN-Credible and I-Love-Oreo-Pie ( that's me!) are getting married and having a wedding war Date is to be announced. PIMD has fixed most of its bugs and parties are now enabled! By participating in club parties and winning them, you can get showcase items such as a Toilet Seat, the Ultimate Trophy, a Beer Bong, a Dubstep Keyboard, and a NO DUMPING Sign. Party on! PIMD has also come out with new ID Characters. The Bro, Dance Major, Club Girl, Vagabond Traveler, Art Student, and Graphic Designer are the newest additions. Ryan_Shadows and the underscore man have left PIMD They will be missed Forums Report MRS_LAH_1N51GN1F1C4NT_LAH needs help with her friend's club's wallart. If you can help, post here. Need to advertise your club? Don't make a whole thread about it; you will just get trolled. Advertise it here! Have an idea/suggestion to enhance PIMD? Post it here! I have come up with the idea of an "Obsessed PIMD Player" avatar. Would you want one? Post here. There has been a huge argument about who this "resetter" is. The Resetter has been asking to be volleyed to $200b, impersonating very strong PIMD players, and then resetting when they get hired to a high price. Check it out here. -Mrs-KandyBear-of-Blue- has created a thread that, when you post, she will make an awesome picture of you. Check it out here. -LxA_TeD- has created a "Rap Battle" thread. It's now round 2 Check it out here. Fan Fiction Story of the Day The story I've picked is The Forbidden Kind by --LHAYElicious_B7--. It's one of the few stories that aren't based on romance, which is what makes it unique and intriguing World News A man whose jet ski failed him in New York's Jamaica Bay swam to John F. Kennedy airport, where he was easily able to penetrate the airport $100 million, state-of-the art security system. Daniel Casillo, 31, was able to swim up to and enter the airport grounds on Friday night, past an intricate system of motion sensors and closed-circuit cameras designed to safeguard against terrorists. A gunman was killed by police near Texas A
M University in College Station after shooting five people and killing two, including a peace officer who was attempting to serve him an eviction notice. Iran has raised the death toll from Saturday's twin earthquakes to 306, a day after rescuers called off the search for survivors. Heath Minister Marzieh Vahid Dastjerdi told a session of parliament Monday that the number jumped by about 50 after victims expired in the hospital. More than 3,000 people were injured in the earthquakes. The USA won the London 2012 Olympics with 46 gold medals, 29 silver, and 29 bronze, for a total of 104 medals! China came in second with a total of 88 medals. A fugitive gunman thought to be behind a string of armed robberies and murders in China dating back to 2004 has been shot and killed following a huge manhunt. Pope Benedict XVI’s butler will be tried on an aggravated theft charge over the leaking of hundreds of secret papers from the pope’s personal apartment to an Italian journalist. A strong earthquake with a magnitude of 7.5 struck off the eastern Russian coast to the north of Japan, but no tsunami warning was issued by Japanese authorities. Sports Section The underlined team is the winning team. The Emoji in front of it is the sport. Jaguars vs. Giants: 32-31 Steelers vs. Eagles: 23-24 Saints vs. Patriots: 6-7 Texans vs. Panthers: 26-13 Ravens vs. Falcons: 31-17 Tip of the Day Today's tip is... How to make a great club. Well, the one quality that EVERYONE wants in a club is that it's active. Get your club involved in wars, parties, and above all, make sure club chat is active. Get your friends to join first to start it off, then start advertising on campus and inviting more and more people. If you're just starting off, try not to make strict stat requirements, as some people who want to join won't be able to. My Bucket List 1. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other. 2. Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle and drink it in public. 3. Go trick-or-treating as a Jehovah's Witness. 4. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help, I've been turned into a parrot!" Perv of the Day This week's "Perv of the Day" is Troy---! Picture(s) of the Day Ending Oh my gosh, I haven't posted Oreo's News in a while Only two more issues until I beat the record of the longest-running PIMD news thread That issue will be the biggest and best, everyone! Thanks for reading, my little Oreos
Oreo News <3 should get some field reporters like Catt Lauer :lol: jokes. These news threads are awesome, consistent too.
This is definitely great! Just stumbled here and had fun reading and I saw my username. Whoa. THE AMAZING OREO LIKED IT. I love this thread.