My joke is better when spoken though. If your canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? NONE, SNAKES DON'T HAVE ARMPITS!
First joke of the day, this joke is dedicated to Johnny because I've been using his name quite a bit See One day in school, the teacher decides to play 20 questions. So the teacher says "OK kids, I am thinking of something round, and red" Little Suzy pipes up "I know, it's a tomato". "No but you're thinking, it's an apple" replies the teacher. So Little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his pocket and says "I am holding onto something that is round, hard, and has a head on it" "Go to the principals office" says the teacher. "No but you're thinking", say Johnny, "It's a quarter"
Three blondes came upon a set of tracks, the first one said they were Moose tracks, the second one said they were antelope tracks and the third one said they were dog tracks. They were still fighting over it when the train ran them over.