ATTENTION ALL!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Flubberj (01), Aug 12, 2012.

  1. READ THIS


    Edward Cullen (from the series of twilight which offends all supernatural creatures) is not a vampire.

    •He doesn't drink murder humans

    •He lives in the forest

    •He sparkles in the sunlight

    He is a fairy




    It's true sorry all just felt a need to express that now I will return to my inactivity
     
  2. Flubber bro 

    Thank you for exposing the secret, it's been hidden for too long.
     
  3. THIS SHALL BE A TRUE STATEMENT!
     
  4. I just realized that lol 
     
  5. True dat brah
     
  6. It's supposed to be drinks/murders humans
     
  7. Grrr drink/murder humans there
     
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    Inb4 related

    Inb4 if it's too big, that sucks cause my photobucket has no option to resize.
     
  9. Well duh the sunlight isn't strong enough when reflects off the moon
     
  10. Sun is always strong enough.
     
  11. But wait!

    If moonlight is just sunlight reflected off of the moon,

    Then why dont werewolves howl at the sun?
     
  12. Mind****ed.
     
  13. Yes mind fuck ed
     
  14. Because we are human during the day
     
  15. *wolves sorry it was confusing.
     
  16. Omg what about true blood vampires? Them are real vamps right?
     
  17. Real vampires' blood boils in the sunlight, they drink human blood, they can morph into an animal at dusk and morph back into their original vampiric states at dawn, and they sleep in coffins
     
  18. FLUBBER OMG THATS SOOO TRUE!!!