Rap Battle:No Rules, Freestyle/Round 2

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by M4SSIIMO, Aug 9, 2012.

  1. Your raps are so ridiculous
    Wack , lame , and codependent sh*t
    My flow could kill your raps like that
    I think your finally getting it.
    My raps are so hot you'll need your mothers oven mit.

    These raps are getting tired
    Like Donald trump you're FIRED .
    I got these rhymes blowing you up like tires.

    Not for hire but b*tch I am expensive
    Wanna touch ? Baby you gotta work hard to get this.
    Try this sh*t
    Nevermind its done. FInish
     
  2. Oh yay food

    Hey, my name is Danzo
    Not someone you know, ho?
    Well lemme tell y'all what shit I like
    Ramen noodles that's some shit I really like
    Add some pizza to the mix
    And how many pounds I be gaining? Six.
    Got some money in my pocket
    Fuck it
    Y'all bitches are makin me those sammiches
    Now women, back to the kitchen.
     
  3. FOOD
    .I like Cheetos , Fritoes
     
  4. Haha 2wishes is awesome
     
  5. Is this still on the first "topic"?
     
  6. ..... ._. Food


    ~
     
  7. Haha thanks bosrdingschoolgirl
     
  8. Oh, food..
    Hey, now I don't want to be rude
    It'll end up ending that way
    But man, you're like two lanes on a highway.

    Eating all that stuff
    You'll be sitting on the crapper
    I know, it will be rough,
    Cleaning up all your wrappers.

    Disgusting little fat kids
    Doing what they do
    Just eat some figs, and
    Drink some old prune juice.

    Your metabolism will be sucking
    Good luck running
    80 pound rucking?
    You must think I'm funny.

    But real, no lies
    Some salt with those fries..
    While you are relishing the fact that you are willing to ketchup..
    I'll just mustard up my courage and throw some donuts, fetch 'Em.

    Eating the food
    Daily and nightly
    I don't mean to prude
    Overweight? HA, slightly.

    
    I don't know anything about food..
     
  9. we all know that captain won, just like last time, but scince he won its only fair to give that win to Spike! Congrats Spike!
     
  10. JUST KIDDING THAT WAS TOPIC ONE
     
  11. Second Topic:Food/Fatness

    Lets get it started
     
  12. I thought it was food before .._.
     
  13. Oh yeah...
     
  14. Third Topic: How People Dress


    GOOOOOOOOOO
     
  15. I'll shank you on your jeans to make them look fashionable,
    Your club? I'll dash them all,
    Dont come on a hype like your tough you fool,
    Yer i got heat maybe a shank or two,
    But if you want more i'll show you what a gat can do.
     
  16. Went from style.. To mustache.. To forks, to guns.. Man, if that isn't ADHD, I don't know what is.
     
  17. Mr sparrow is up on this thread
    Looking narrow, coz his bars are dead,
    His here acting like his tough trying to diss my boy,
    Should we show him how we rough? Should i get my toy?

    He thinks thinks his a pirate like from that dead out movie
    He dresses like a _____ you know looking like fat smoothie,

    Not as delicious just incase u jump to a conclusion,
    Yes his a pirate, his definitely suffering from an illusion.

    And i see his a past winner? Now that must be a joke!
    Coz with a name like that he must one old dirty bloke.
     
  18. Credit for the last two verses.
    The ones before 