Top 50 pick-up lines

What are the three things every women wants to hear?

blue "I love you"

red "suck my dick"

 

Messed up whatever everybody messes up

 

"do fries come with that shake?" I don't get it exactly, but I've heard it around

 

Heyyy

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
How would u like it of I came home with u?

 

Dang it. **if I came home with u?

 

•we'd look good together… on a wedding cake
•Be unique and different; just say yes 
•Just where do those legs of yours end?
•I wanted to show this rose just how incredibly beautiful u are
•If you don't want to have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
•do you mind if I stare at u up close instead of from across the room?
•your body is a wonderland and I want to be alice
•your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
•that outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed

 

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see;]. <-- must be said to be understood;P.

 

Best pickup line:

Nice legs! At what time do they open?


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