Look! Over there! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... OH, GROSS!!! Oh gosh that's just wrong Wrong in so many ways Cover your eyes kids The Oreos are mating The Nature of the Oreo The Oreo is a very complex matter. Frighten it, and it will come after you like peanut butter on jelly. Mark my words: You do NOT want to mess with an Oreo. Depending on the type, they can get very vicious and lethal. The Regular Oreo This is the most common Oreo that you will see, and one of the most vicious. Beware: if you try to eat it, it will eat you. Don't ask how. The Vanilla Oreo A less common kind, but very yummy. They look all nice and innocent on the outside, but inside they are a jungle cat ready to pounce. They are very hard to catch. The Chocolate Oreo Very vicious. These stunning little brown things will lure you in with their good looks, then bite your face off. Stay away from them. The Green Devil This one has rabies. Can't you tell? If you look closely at it, you can see it jumping at you trying to kill you. It's foaming at the mouth. Blech. The Rainbow Oreo A very colorful Oreo But don't be deceived by its looks. Everyone wants to experience a rainbow in their mouth (stop laughing you perverted bafoons), but think of this as...an electrical rainbow. Once in your mouth (don't laugh pervertedly), they give you an electrical shock, causing you to pass out. And then...you don't want to know what happens. The Double Quadruple Triple-Stacked Oreo By far the most vicious and lethal Oreo. Just a glance at it will make you fall to your knees and beg for friendship. But these Oreos want to eat you. The Oreo Pie A very awesome type of Oreo. It is in pie form, which make it awesome. Who doesn't love Oreo pie? Freaks. ~~~~~~~~~~ This was just another thing that popped into my mind that I just started randomly writing, since I have no life Oh, and the mating call of the Oreo is... OREOEOEOE [/color]
....hmmm Hermes....I think somethings missing in that picture.. ._. its true! I ate an Oreo and then it ate my arm!! ~