give me riddles

You beat me to it. .-.

 

WOO

 

HOO

 

Damn. Well I'm gonna head off to bed you guys. It's midnight and I'm exhausted lol. See ya later I hope! 

 

Darkness! I leave you with this. 

 

MONSTERS

 

Cya sam

 

What's heavy when frontwards but not when backwards?

 

Ton

 

Good blockey

 

What wants an answer but asks no question?

 

Yup

 

What can you hold but not touch?

 

Light

 

Your breath lol

 

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then, with that inside, you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

 

Oh good one!

 

Damn it

 

Ok. Here's a good one.

A man gives away 10 cents to his younger son. He gives 15 cents to his older son. What time is it?

 

Brb answer it though!