give me riddles

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -OS-Firebird_Legend-, Aug 7, 2012.

  1. No. They grow from small bushes and plants. Like strawberries.
     
  2. I'm just that good! 
     
  3. Why did the chicken cross the road?














    To get a better jokei know im lame
     
  4. Theeeeeee letter "D." 
     
  5. Common sense. 
     
  6. Uh.. A rose? Waaaaait. Thorn!
     
  7. Same time, sammy!
     
  8. It's a nonstop marathon, so the middle brother wins.
     
  9. It's a nonstop marathon, so nobody wins
     
  10. Are you dead? 
     
  11. A man, after being shot in the head, falls dead into a pile of 53 bicycles. Why is that?
     
  12. He got shot skydiving into a pile of bicycles.