give me riddles

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Why the long face?"







The horse say, "My wife is dying of terminal cancer.

 

Alright, you got me this time.

 

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

 

What's the answer? 

 

Lol

 

Why are black people so good at basketball?
















Dedication and hard work.

 

Munch, true dat 

 

Ohhhh. Well, I'll be back in a bit. Gotta take care of a few things. There better be more riddles when I come back! 

 

You're friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men. And enjoys it.

 

Beans, keep it up. I gotta get ONE. 

 

Never mind! Still here. 

 

What do you call a black guy driving a plane?




















A pilot.

 

Riddle me this
And riddle me that,
I'm pretty bored,
So might go and bat!

 

Beans ask me If I am a tree.

 

I know I know I know!! 

 

No.

 

I have no clue. I am an idiot. Unless its God.

 

What is black and hangs from trees in my back yard?

























Blackberries.

 

WRONG. Blackberries don't grow on trees.

 

It's an ace, by the way. 