give me riddles

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?





























Cancer.










-.-

 

I laughed. 

 

I have no idea. .-.

 

A dream? Idk.

 

Reflection.

 

Like I said, riddle god!! 

 

Dang it.

 

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?




















We are both lawyers.

 

Give us another.

 

Lol I know that one Munch.

What's big, white, and falls out of a tree onto you?

A refrigerator.

 

Why was 6 afraid of 7?



















It wasnt. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

 

Hair?

 

Aww.

 

What is long, hard, and has cum in it?

 

Fingernail. C'mon! Stump me. 

 

Do it!

 

Eww munch.

 

Cucumber

 

Oh. Haha I get it 

 

A man walks into a bar.















He is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.