What is a troll? Why do they do what they do? How do I become a troll? This is how "trolling" starts off. Just someone asking questions and "loling" when a so-called-troll makes a funny remark or adds a sarcastic meme into a thread they believe is "pointless". They merely laugh and wonder if they can do the same.... Staying up long nights awaiting a noobs arrival. Reloading the page every 5 seconds for hours at a time, just waiting for that one thread to mock. Suddenly, a new thread pops up in the off topic section. titled, "can I have a volley?" The beginning troll will pounce on this thread like a tiger pounces on its prey. Replying, [size=really big] NO! [/size] "lol first troll" The troll will look at his comment and smile. He feels accomplished until he looks back on the noob thread and realizes other people have ignored his comment and have been volleying the newcomer for the last 10 minutes. The troll is wildly upset and decides to look for another thread... Quickly finds a thread made about an unfair silence and jumps in with the, "willy wonka, I heard you were unfairly silenced, do tell" meme. He copies the img code and posts as fast as he can but Hermes has already posted the same one. Forumers from all around look at the thread and see the fail troll failing at memes. They laugh and call him a fail troll and he rages throughout forums and trolls everything in his path. Looking up memes to use in every thread possible, insulting everyone who has friends. Don't become what you seek to destroy. Trolling is a disease and is only ok in small doses.
troll 1) A fantasy creature with no single definition. Usually large, ugly and nasty...except when it's small, cute, and friendly. Often lives under bridges. 2) An ugly little plastic doll with big hair. 3) One of the five (Horde) races in (World of Warcraft). Tall, leggy, and blue, with three-fingered hands and two-toed feet; also has tusks and a Caribbean accent. 4) (verb) To go fishing. 5) (verb) To act as an example of the (Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory); derived from definition 4, on the theory that the person is "fishing" for attention. This can also be a noun, meaning someone who does just that.