strange phone call

I got worst than this.

 

I got an add from a friend's friend on an app I 'like' and the first thing he said was 'how hot are you and how much do you want me?'

I found out since that said hit is a million maker. Dammit 

 

*said guy is a millionaire. I HATE YOU, STUPID BLUE FORUM BAR 

 

I was the one who called Kandy

Grandmother Az and I prank called everyone after we baked brownies together

 

Lol

 

I prank call people all the time.

 

Lol

 

I got a guy calling my sister, saying he was gonna rape her dead body. But sadly for him, the little Matt here was spying on the other phone when he told it to my sister. So the little Matt (little Matt is me when I don't take my pills 'cause I act like a kid) started "real life trolling" the dude. The guy stopped calling and I called him back a week ago saying: "Y U NO CALL ME AGAIN? U NO LOVE ME?! U THINK I IS FAT?" and the guy was like: "Stop calling me please. I'll call the cops next time"
And I thought: "Like a boss" (It's a real story)

 

ORLY

 

 we did?


I remember my sister thought she was calling a friend, but it turned out to be a guy. She was all like "Is Ali there?" And the guy was like "No. But I wish I was Ali. How old are you?". Her being the genius dumbass she is told him she was 6 calling from her Daddy's phone, and then he hung up. So I called him back and was like "YO BRO!!! WHY YOU BE HITTIN ON MY DAUGHTER?? She is MINE, DAMMIT!!! I DON'T SHARE!!"

It went uphill from there. And he didn't even catch the giggling. All "Dude, I'm sorry, I don't want any trouble, I thought she was my niece!"


Two words: Total. Bull. Shit.

 

Wait wuts the numberit might be me

 

Perv

 

Lol guys

 

I had a friend give away my number on Xbox. Right after my friends friend called me he called my other friend, whose dad called the cops. It was funny. And, needless to say, my friend is blocked from texting me and I changed my number.