Awkward Silence Game

"My daddy makes me put glass in my vagina." -Pinkie Pie

 

Want a ride in my van?

 

For awkward silence, play FC.

 

If that were me, I'd walk away.

Like,

"Yeah, so, and the-"

*walks away*

Lately I've just been saying, "Hi." in interruption. :3

I sometimes say, "Let's play the no-talking game!" in interruption also.

Or just say, "Okay." a lot of times in between their sentences. ;u;

I also go,

Them: BLAHBLAH

Me: HEY!

Them: Yeah?

Me: The world is round.

Them: So?

Me: I like food.

Them: um..okay

Me: Okay, bye!

*walks away*

But I still like walking away.  

 

I say:

"Have You Heard About -Enter Some Random **** Topic-?"
And walk away ._.

 

SUDDENLY, an oven.

 

Sasu-chan!! Send me the picture!! I WANT IT!! D:

 

If tell them I have to go take a shit an then walk away

 

"IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR."

 

I'd whip off my glasses and coolly say, 'cannon penis'.

And then when they ask me 'what'?

I'd say it again. Except this time, in a slow, slow manner: 'Cannon. Penis.'

^.^

 

Look at them.. Say "Oh my that's interesting!"

Then bust a huge fart and watch them be the ones to walk away.

Win

 

Yell PIANO!! As loud as u can when they try and talk

 

The other day I brought on an awkward silence by saying, "Soooo, did they catch Kony yet?"

 

Ahahahahahahaha
(thats teh Best way)

 

Wait you haven't seen my husband have you? 3-headed, pig eater. I lost him..

 

Ahahahahahaha