QOTD: Your wallet??

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Captain-Jack-Sparrow3, Jul 26, 2012.

  1. My idand 50 cents
     
  2. Eh. I suppose this is a serious question, aha.
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    I have:
    • ID
    • Bank card
    • Two £5 notes
    • $3 New Zealand Dollars
    • unused condom ( :lol: Don't judge me, I know the heat and compression screws the latex and polyurethane up, making it redundant and useless xD shush you. )
    • a London tube ticket
    • a photo of me.  with girls in it.
    • my innocence (which, contrary to popular belief, WASN'T stolen, I merely hid it away, for safety, as my mind corrupted)
    • one rubber band
    • My best friends 

     yep, that's it. I'm done.
     
  3. GUMMY BEAR! Give it to me Kandy!

    Oh wait... Troll? Did it get slobber on my precious gummy bear?
     
  4. -.- my previous post had far too much punctuation, and portrayed me as a twelve year old. which I am not. nor shall I disclose my age.
     
  5. Right. Cuz ur 11.
     
  6. As of right now I have a drivers license 5 Washington's 3 Lincoln's and a Franklin who are all ready to get down and dirty this weekend!
     
  7. LIFE LESSON: to hurt a man you hit him in the balls, to injure a man you hit him in the wallet.

    Think about it
     
  8. And my answer is:

    About tree fiddy.
     
  9. Everything except money.
     
  10. I don't carry a wallet. I carry a fanny pack. It's all the rage. I'll tell you the contents of my pink and purple polkadot fanny pack: • a small toy car • a yoyo • a deck of cards • a breath mints • chapstick • a pair of briefs • my emergency suspenders • some monopoly cash • and my incrediblyrealisticbutnotreal identification cards.
     
  11. Breath mint*
     
  12. @Poohluvhoney: * Right, because you are 11.
    I think that's the proper grammar. from page 7 
    Please don't insult me.
    Aha, this is an amusing thread.
     
  13. Bump for second QOTD.
     
  14. Can you also be the person that gets a life? No one F****** cares. Wala!! The Question of the day!! I should start a routine thread about ... Oh wait that dumb ass idea has already been taken ... Damn!!
     
  15. I like the RWJ reference at the end.

    May be late but...

    What's in my wallet? Another wallet.
     
  16. Oblivion..
    Uh..
    You mad?
     
  17. This reminds me to clean my wallet 

    2 I.D. (different countries)
    My passport (you never know when you need to catch a flight)
    3 health insurance cards (2 different countries and my daughters
    About 10 pics of people I love
    Driving license
    Bank cards
    Letters from people I love
    Business cards
     
  18. ... I have an ATM dispenser in my wallet.

    The money flies out faster than it stays in.

    Lollol
     
  19. Lmao Kai